SAW M249 Training

I'm thinking the Army might have the angle it needs in catching Zarqawi. Since he doesn't know a damn thing about operating a M249 SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon, a weapon I carred for a little over a year) here's what you do. Put up signs all over the Anbar Province and Baghdad (or wherever the heck they think he is) offering free lessons on how to use your SAW (remember to tell them its a BYOS Party). As a little incentive, give them a bonus; offer free ammo and cleaning kits to the first 200 "students" that show up. Now that the trap is set, all you do is wait to do the grab. See, now wasn't that easy?